It was so bad this time we didn't even get to experience the false hope and dread of going to penalties. Of course, there is still hope, we're not out yet (we will be, make no mistake).
Over the last few weeks, whilst England have been disappointing football fans, we've been satisfying customers with our 3 WiFi Plugs for £99 offer. They've been positively flying, unlike England, so we're going to extend the offer until Woy's Boys are definitively on the plane home.
You never know, Italy might do us a couple of favours, we might thrash Costa Rica and we might go on to gloriously win the whole thing, inciting an unprecedented wave of national euphoria. But in all seriousness, you probably only have until Tuesday.
We hope you enjoy, not the football, the offer!